RULES FOR MY UNBORN SON: Let's get some things straight before I get old and uncool

http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/

389. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

394. Try to lose the adverbs. Seriously.

396. Never get your haircut on the day of the big dance.

405. No one wants to watch you practice the guitar.

419. Real sweaters don't have zippers.

423. Don't ask where someone got their eyeglasses.

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